Family Traditions Essay

Family traditions well my family doesn't really have a holiday tradition. But we do have this "Frank, Evan Thanksgiving's over put up the Christmas lights." That's my grandma AKA 'The Boss'. Every year the day after Thanksgiving she makes us put up Christmas lights while she watches Oprah. I think Oprah is a brain washing grandmas to boss their families around. That and my garndma is a walking Dr. Phil. Our house has to look good because grandma makes sure of that. She says pick up this pick up that while she sips her tea and talks on the phone to her friend. Christmas eve we generally watch a Christmas Vacation with Chevy Chase the best Christmas movie ever. Then I generally stay up late and wait for 'santa'. When the reindeers feet leave my roof and santas climbing out my chimney yelling for them to come back I give him some more cookies and egg nog. While I play jingle bells on the piano and he gets a little woozy from the egg nog. His reindeer land on my roof and he rides off into the moonlight cursing at his reindeer for going and eating reindeer food some little kid threw out on their roof. Because the reindeer had the munchies they said. So as santa leaves slightly delayed I kick off my slippers, sit down, fall asleep. As I wake up in the morning I sit down at my tree and open presents. I only got two and then one was a Sony Cyber Shot 349-400 dollars and the apple I phone I am the happies boy alive.